Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food.
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Facebook Food statuses
Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" is a clever person.
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Silly girl, love isn`t free. It costs $10 and comes in a pizza box.
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Every time I get settled on the couch with food, I always forget my drink in the kitchen.
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Everyone: "What did you get for Christmas." Me: "Fat."
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
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Guys have feelings too! For example, sometimes we feel hungry.
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating.
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LIKE IF: When eating pringles you have to put two in your mouth to make it look like you have a beak.
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I`m eating just in case I get hungry in the future.
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