The amounts of times I say “I`m hungry” in a day is not ok
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Facebook Food statuses
"I`m gonna lose weight. I`m gonna exercise everyday. I`m gonna go on a diet and stick to it." ....... "Is that cake?"
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Let us please observe a moment of silence for the many brave coffee beans that gave their lives, so that millions of people may continue to live another day...
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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn`t sell air.
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At McDonald when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’
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"You are what you eat" ...Thats funny, I don`t remember eating a legend lately.."
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Domino`s Pizza: Now made with real cheese! Me: What the hell did you use before?
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You know your ghetto when you bring Tupperware to an "all you can eat buffet"
-Clemente
Potatoes have skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.
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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
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