If I were dating myself I would surprise myself with Starbucks everyday it would be so adorable.
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Facebook Food statuses
I`m eating just in case I get hungry in the future
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My thighs don’t touch because I’m fat they touch because they’re in love.
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I am hungry 25 hours a day.
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Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there`s no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people.
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Love has 4 letters and so does food.
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Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
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Sometimes I feel like going for a run, then I think, mmm... donuts sound better.
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I went on a diet, in just 2 weeks I lost 14 days.
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