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My favorite flavor of cake is more.
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You + Me + Nutella - You = Happiness
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*i just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread*
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I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
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Going to your friend`s house, and just being like, "Bitch, feed me!"
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An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
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"i wish i was skinny" *eats 6 cupcakes and entire carton of ice cream*
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I either eat nothing or eat everything there is no in between.
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2 things a girl wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat.
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Sometimes, a midnight snack ends up being a midnight meal.
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