There`s this app on my phone that makes me look fat.. It`s called camera..
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Facebook Food statuses
Mom, make me some food ?" "Get it yourself." "Never mind, I`m not hungry.."
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I would love to start working out, but I`m beefing up for my "before" picture.
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D.i.e.t = Did I eat that.
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Alcohol logic: Yellow colored wine is called "White wine" because its made from green grapes.
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What if ice cream licked you back ?
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I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you`re special to me.
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Canadians eat more donuts per capita than any other country.
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Aren`t the `good things that come to those who wait` then explain the leftovers from the people that got there first.
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Drinking 15 beers in a night is simple... Yet getting you daily 8 glasses of water seems impossible.
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