Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, "This one time I ate a salad..."
-Moinul
Facebook Food statuses
I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.
-Moinul
Patrick: "... Just borrowing your refrigerator."
Spongebob: "What happened to yours?"
Patrick: "Nothing, mine is just empty."
Spongebob: "What happened to yours?"
Patrick: "Nothing, mine is just empty."
-unknown
*Cooks romantic dinner for two*
*Eats alone, twice*
*Eats alone, twice*
-unknown
You are what you eat. So don`t be fast, fake, easy or cheap.
-unknown
When I get home:
• take my pants off
• put my hair up
• eat as much as I possibly can.
• take my pants off
• put my hair up
• eat as much as I possibly can.
-unknown
You`re at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I`ve never seen one before.
-unknown
Fine then. Don`t reply to my text. I like food better than you anyway.
-unknown
Me + vegetables = Error 404 Not Found.
-unknown
That awkward moment when you don`t know your hungry or thirsty and you open the fridge and just stare.
-unknown