me + chocolate = together forever
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Facebook Food statuses
Exercise? More like extra fries
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"I AM BEAUTIFUUUL, NO MATTA WHAT THEY SAAAAY!!!!" -The first piece of bread.
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You wonder why people are fat? Organic and nutritious food costs about 10 more than candy and junk food.
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Dear fridge, I`ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry
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Eating schedule: Breakfast Snack Brunch Snack Lunch Snack Snack Pre dinner Dinner Snack Desert Snack Midnight snack Repeat
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Take life with a grain of salt.
But don`t forget your slice of lime, & shot of tequila ♥
But don`t forget your slice of lime, & shot of tequila ♥
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I swear to god, if I hear one more person say that they don`t know what easy mac is, I am going to cry.
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sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don`t want onions to think they`re ugly or something
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"I`m never drinking again." -Someone who will definitely drink again
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