Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends` food looked like.
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Facebook Food statuses
my milkshake brings all the wild cats to the yard and they`re like meowing and begging for some milkshake and i`m like `go away cat`
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McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window....
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Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram.
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Eating schedule:
Breakfast
Snack
Brunch
Snack
Lunch
Snack
Snack
Pre dinner
Dinner
Snack
Desert
Snack
Midnight snack
Repeat
Breakfast
Snack
Brunch
Snack
Lunch
Snack
Snack
Pre dinner
Dinner
Snack
Desert
Snack
Midnight snack
Repeat
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Taco Bell turns into a 5 star restaurant after midnight.
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Drinking water and thinking "I`m healthy today!"
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That awkward moment when you enjoy your burp because it reminded you the awesome thing you just ate.
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I`ll be Burger King and you be McDonald`s. I`ll have it my way, and you`ll be lovin` it.
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Dear fridge, I`ll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, I`m hungry.
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