Facebook Food statuses

Eating all your refreshments before the film starts :D
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Wendys: Lemme get a #2 with a drink. That`ll be $12.47 Taco Bell: Lemme get the right side of the menu with a large drink. That`ll be $4.76
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With the way I eat I should be at least 800 pounds.
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LIKE IF: When people ask for candy I`m eating, I give them the flavor I don`t like.
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Relationship status: eating
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Toaster Settings:
1) I do nothing.
2) I do nothing.
3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!
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eat → eat
↑ ↓
eat ← eat
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I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.
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