I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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Facebook Food statuses
When my fridge is empty so is my heart.
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Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.
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If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have?
Happiness.
John has happiness.
Happiness.
John has happiness.
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relationship status: eating
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Bananas, pasta, and nuts are all known to be great stress relieving foods
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can I get a scholarship for eating?
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"Ill take a vodka." "Sir, this is McDonalds." "Ok, I`ll take a McVodka... and supersize it."
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women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food!
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I have a Pringles fetish and I`m not even on holiday :-)
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