I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
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Facebook Food statuses
I could really eat a muffin if I could peel it. :)
-Jasmine
being skinny might be nice but pizza is nicer.
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"Orgasnom" is the term used to describe the chills you get after eating something extremely delicious.
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3 year old me: OMG dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Me today: OMG dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
Me today: OMG dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets!
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Sometimes when I lay in bed at night... I push the sides of my pillow up to my face and pretend I`m a taco.
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Reasons why I`m fat:
1) I eat when I`m bored.
2) I`m bored all the time.
1) I eat when I`m bored.
2) I`m bored all the time.
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One does not simply order Subway without saying "ummm".
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You know you`re bored when all you do is eat.
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Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
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