If you chew a cabbage lettuce leaf properly, you’ll lose more energy than you’ll gain from actually eating it.
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Facebook Food statuses
Instagram video - because poorly lit photos of your lunch should also have 15 seconds of loud yelling
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When you offer someone food and they decline "MORE FOOD FOR ME".
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(1) Vodka is made from potatoes.
(2) Potatoes are vegetables.
(3) Vegetables are good for you.
You`re welcome.
(2) Potatoes are vegetables.
(3) Vegetables are good for you.
You`re welcome.
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Never go at the First Call of "Come dinner is ready" It is a TRAP for you to set the Table.
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Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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That awkward moment when your really hungry and you eat as fast as you can so your jaws starts hurting but you can`t stop.
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I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts making explosive noises so I check & it`s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
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The really sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip, so you send in a recon chip in and that chip breaks too.
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I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.
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