IDGAF = I don`t give away food
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Facebook Food statuses
"I hate it how chocolate always melts on my fingers. I mean, am I really that hot?"
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Admit it... We don`t call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors
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I have a condition which prevents me from going on a diet...it`s called hunger.
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lets play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
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Me: I can`t eat anymore I`m full.
Food: Eat me.
Me: Ok.
Food: Eat me.
Me: Ok.
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That beautiful moment when you see your food coming at a restaurant... And it ends up going to the next table..
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My cooking skills are so good, the smoke detectors cheer me on.
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my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard.
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I`ll be a vegetarian when bacon grows on trees.
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