Facebook Food statuses

Why is it that all my money goes to food and clothes but I`m sitting here hungry trying to choose from the same four things I always wear
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That moment when you`re eating lunch and you remember you forgot to buy bundles to instagram your food
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I hate it when I offer people food and they accept.
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once you start wearing big t-shirts you never go back to the ones that fit
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When you`re at an event, always hold your drink in your left hand. That way your right hand won`t be cold and/or wet when you shake hands.
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fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you are healthy and hydrated
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Temperature can affect people`s appetite. A cold person is more likely to eat more food.
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where did all your money go?

i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
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when you are broke , but continue to spend money on food
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people who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone
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