If you ask for unsalted French Fries at McDonalds they`ll make a fresh batch for you.
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Facebook Food statuses
Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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Impossible: Ordering from Subway without saying "ummm..."
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I need you. I want you. I love you... Food.
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when you know something doesn`t fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
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Starbucks offers a size smaller than Tall: Short! Cheaper, and a much healthier size. Just ask the barista.
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Dear microwave, Why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? Sincerely, Confused
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last name hungry, first name always
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chocolate is made of cocoa which is made from plants. therefore chocolate = salad. :0)
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Me: I`m too full to eat anymore.
Food: Are you sure.
Me: No.
Food: Are you sure.
Me: No.
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