Did you know? Apples in a refrigerator will stay fresh up to 10 times longer than on a counter at room temperature.
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Facebook Food statuses
Being hungry and lack of sleep are the two biggest causes of mood swings.
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Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place… The fridge.
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“I`m so fat!” i scream as i shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth
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Potato chips were invented by a restaurant owner who made French fries very thin to annoy a customer.
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Skipping breakfast makes it harder for the body to burn calories. Including a piece of chocolate with your breakfast makes it easier.
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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I`m over here like "I love food"
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How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
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Drink a beer while cutting onions, it wont prevent you from crying, but it tastes awesome!
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I have 0 problems with eating cereal all day, every day.
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