I would eat healthy but I remember that one time Adam and Eve ate an apple and doomed all of humanity, so I`m not risking it...
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Facebook Food statuses
My doctor told me to eat more taco bell. Well he actually said "less McDonald`s" but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
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"My house is boring." "So is mine." "Yeah, but you have food."
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I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored.
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Vodka = Fun water
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Opening a pizza box: Your eyes instantly scan for the biggest slices.
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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
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Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
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how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
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#SometimesWhenImBored, I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend I`m a crumb.
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