I`m eating just in case I get hungry in the future :P
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Facebook Food statuses
Life is way too short to chew every bite.
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I would quit drinking, but nobody likes a quitter.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
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I either eat nothing or eat everything. There is no in between.
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I just unfollowed someone for tweeting "macaroni and cheese sucks" I`m not joking around today.
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If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
-Dorian
Who says I can`t cook? You`ve obviously never tasted my cereal.
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it’s almost 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science
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my favorite flavor of cake is more
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