LIKE IF: before I leave a restaurant, I always take one last big gulp of my drink
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Facebook Food statuses
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
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it doesn`t matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matters is if the glass contains vodka
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When you eat your food slowly it causes better digestion, reduce stress, helps you lose weight, and enjoy your food!
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The awkward moment when you finish eating and realize that you were also feeding your clothes.
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I`m pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems
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That moment when you open a fridge and it doesn`t smile (-:, press like if u get it.
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Do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this” but then you just keep eating it?
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If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
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open fridge, nothing. freezer? nothing. might as well try the fridge again
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