I wish all the food I see on Pinterest or tumblr, I could just press a button and it would appear right infront of me,.
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Facebook Food statuses
Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?"
Fat kid: "The lunch bell."
Fat kid: "The lunch bell."
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Last name hungry, first name always
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Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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Eating a banana for breakfast can help you feel less groggy in the morning. Bananas also help maintain focus and mental health.
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Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
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I never use the little twist ties to close the loaf of bread. I spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread
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Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?
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LIKE if Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day
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