THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SEE THAT YOUR MOM HAS BEEN SHOPPING.
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Facebook Food statuses
I`m the type of person that will make a snack, while waiting for another snack to cook
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Drinking beer helps strengthen your bones and teeth because it gives you a healthy dose of silicon
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Relationships, Marriages, work and children are what keep alcohol companies in business.
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That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
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My idea of a perfect date is to share a 100 pack of chicken nuggets together and complain about everything we hate.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
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I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
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Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories, for the rest of your niiiiiight!
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Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories, for the rest of your niiiiiight!
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