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A large bag of popcorn with butter at the movie theater has about 1,500 calories - The same as 3 Big Macs.
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Stressed? Try eating a cup of low fat yogurt. The amino acids will help to calm you down.
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when you know something doesn`t fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else.
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#DIDYOUKNOW Apples in a refrigerator will stay fresh up to 10 times longer than on a counter at room temperature.
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Idgaf = I don`t give away food.
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If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
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it is not true that beer makes you fat.. it actually makes you lean.. lean on walls... lean on doors..
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I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
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F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and i`m just never ready for that kind of commitment
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