Dear food either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat!
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Facebook Food statuses
When something says "edible" and I thinks it says "eat-a-ble" #lmao
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That sad moment When you get home and find out somebody ate the food you was thinking about all day
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#iwish I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. That way I could drink more & care less...
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The amount of times i say i`m hungry everyday is not okay
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My friend just called asking if i wanted to come over and after 5 seconds she added `I`m making pizza btw`... Gotta love my friend
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Having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because you’re eating chips
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Squeezing lemon juice on fruit like apples and bananas will prevent oxidation (turning brown).
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Eating peaches reduces acne, dark circles around the eyes and wrinkles.
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