I really need to learn the difference between being hungry and being bored
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Facebook Food statuses
I wanted to buy a candle holder,
but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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lets play a game called you bring me food and i eat it
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*goes out of room*
*grabs food*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
*grabs food*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
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Sandwiches taste better when someone else makes them because when you make your own, you anticipate its taste and become less hungry for it.
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If you eat 2 bananas it gives you enough energy for an intense 90 minute work out or 40 minute sexual intercourse.
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pizza won`t divorce you
pizza won`t betray you
pizza won`t cheat on you
pizza won`t fight with you
why don`t people just marry pizza
pizza won`t betray you
pizza won`t cheat on you
pizza won`t fight with you
why don`t people just marry pizza
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
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The most effective cure for a hangover is drinking a banana milkshake.
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