"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*opens fridge
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette
"It`s bad alright"
*opens fridge
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette
"It`s bad alright"
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Facebook Food statuses
If you`re making cookies and don`t have any eggs, half a banana is a good substitute!
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It`s actually better to take a test on an empty stomach. Hunger makes you better able to focus.
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life.
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Take a sip of water after drinking coffee or a sugary beverage to help prevent tooth decay and bad breath.
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To tell if an egg is fully cooked or raw, just spin it. If the egg wobbles then it is still raw, and if it easily spins it is fully cooked.
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Boost your metabolism by drinking green tea! The brew contains a plant compound called ECGC which promotes fat burning
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When I`m trying to be mad at someone, but then they ask if I`m hungry
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I`m not hungry but I still want food. #problems
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Can`t decide if you`re hungry? Ask yourself if you want an apple. If your answer is "no" then you`re probably bored instead of hungry
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