Facebook Food statuses

in the mood for a hug and 87 chicken nuggets
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Mom: Where did you hide the Nutella?
Me: I`m nutelling you.
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My boyfriend isn`t allowed to leave the house after an argument. He need a break, he can have a kit kat
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when you get in a fight w ur parents and go to ur room but then u get hungry so u mentally prepare yourself for ur appearance in the kitchen
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Eating avocados boost serotonin levels, which is can help you be happy and relieve depression.
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Did you hear about that man that was cooled to absolute zero? He is 0K now
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Six foods that have been shown to improve your mood include oatmeal, cereal, salmon, milk, dark chocolate and bananas.
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I HATE HEARING THE SOUND OF PEOPLE EATING
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in the mood for a hug and 87 chicken nuggets
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person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i can sing really well
me: i can eat really well
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