Don`t treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry.
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Facebook Tech statuses
#IfTheyShutDownTwitter I will go to sleep on time,i will complete my homework in time and it will save my phone battery too.
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Dear Parents, You cannot zoom in on Instagram Sincerely, Your Children.
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if i google a question i dont want some fancy article i just want a yahoo answers reply
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*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time* But it’s two completely different conversations
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me: *deletes everything off my iphone*
iphone: your storage is almost full
iphone: your storage is almost full
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My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud.
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Officer: ma`am, are you aware how fast you were going? "Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph..." Officer: omg add me
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Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: ... Me: .... Church: ... Me: Shoutout for shoutout ??
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lol remember when people used to put signatures in their texts and it would be like: "hey what`s up" <*-I love dogs-*>
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