Facebook Tech statuses

Breaking News. Steve Jobs is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand.
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Im never having kids, i hear they take 9 months to download!
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I Have deleted 8.5 gb woth of crap from my laptop, But the damn thing still weighs the same !!
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Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out
loud.
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The computer just crashed and erased all the work I didn`t do this morning.
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You know the economy`s in trouble when America`s main export is tweets.
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Google turned 12 this year, which means we only have one year left to use it. When it becomes a teenager, it won`t answer anything.
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