Facebook Tech statuses

I remember when i was a kid i went on the computer just to use paint =)
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1970: What`s a Computer? 1990: Computer`s in school!!? 2000: Guess what? I`ve a computer! 2010: MOM MY LAPTOP IS TOO SLOW!
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I`m a sinner. I lie so much about "I have read and agree to the terms of use" on websites :)
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If Google can`t find it, it doesn`t exist!
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I hate it when people go offline when u`re typing!!
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Everything would be easier if we could Google how a certain person felt about us!
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Some people can`t sleep because they have insomnia. I can`t sleep because I have Internet connection.
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I love Google. It`s like the brain I never got.
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*Low battery* Yeah story of my life :|
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No microsoft word, I`m pretty sure I know how to spell my name.
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