Facebook Tech statuses

I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldn`t have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
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I can only type fast on my own keyboard.
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Typing `lol` when your face shows less expression than a brick.
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I google myself sometimes just to know what the hell I am upto. . .
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Do not judge a book by its first page. Do not judge a blog by its first post.
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When we are Not Working, we are Networking!
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the best April Fools` prank of the year: just try searching for "Helvetica" in Google right now. Go ahead. I`ll wait.
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Smartphones: The best thing to happen to bathrooms since the newspaper.
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have you ever had a fly or a small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor??
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Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed
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