The mini heart attack you have when you`re home alone on the computer and an ad starts talking.
-unknown
Facebook Tech statuses
Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria…... of a mental hospital.
-unknown
My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but then I made a Twitter account & it became a hobby.
-unknown
Im cleaning out my friends list again.. So if you dont want to be here then "Go Away!"
-Hillary
I delete and retype my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter
-unknown
When you type your password in the username section and you have to hope no one saw it.
-unknown
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
-unknown
most of the people who uses internet has googled themselves at least once
-Bruno
When your mom decides to be in the room while you`re on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it.
-unknown
Yes, I know. There are unused icons on my desktop. DEAL WITH IT.
-unknown