Facebook Tech statuses

I tilt my game controller sideways because I think it might help.
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If he`s getting excited when he compleates a poptropica level he`s to younf for you bro.
-Kaitlyn
Respect old people they graduated highschool without google or wikipedia!
-unknown
google - "do a barrel roll" - like if you think it was cool :)
-unknown
Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches..
-unknown
That Awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps...
-unknown
I have A hot boyfriend, A huge house, A gorgous body, Loads of cash, Tons of friends... The perfect life... Thank you Sims ;)
-unknown
Dear Blackberry, stop improving the phones and updating them. Work on making the batteries better!
-unknown
"Not Everything On The Internet Is True." So you`re saying there`s not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?! :`(
-unknown
I don`t need a brain.. I have a little thing called "GOOGLE."
-unknown

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