Life`s too short to remove usb safely...
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Facebook Tech statuses
Dear Cellphone, Maybe if you didn`t light up so many god damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn`t have died so quickly.
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Instead of "lol" try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing silently in my head because it wasn`t funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
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Twitter: the only place where you can update your status every 5 seconds and not look crazy
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if typing like this is normal and if TYPING LIKE THIS IS SHOUTING, what is tYpInG LiKe tHiS like?
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I can`t go to bed...things are happening on the internet.
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*Username already taken* "WHO STOLE MY IDEA."
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That awkward moment when the ad plays immediately, but the video you want to watch takes forever to load.
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I`m not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
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11/11/11 11:11:11 is being called the "Nerd New Year." It`s the last date this century to be binary (only have 1s or 0s)
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