Only in this generation, can you carry on a whole freaking conversation with smiley faces.
-unknown
Facebook Tech statuses
*Internet Connection Failed* ❒ Waiting Patiently. ✔ Raping the refresh button 10 million times!
-unknown
"Was that lightning?" Nooo... they are taking pictures for google earth.
-unknown
Video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob, everyone better than me has no life
-unknown
"All you do is sit on that computer" No mom. I sit on the chair.
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"Are you athletic?" .. "HELL Yeah! I surf................the internet"
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I wasn`t that drunk
Dude, you gave a midget a mushroom and said `Grow Mario! Grow!`
Dude, you gave a midget a mushroom and said `Grow Mario! Grow!`
-Martina
I hate when I have to confirm my email to sign up for something
-unknown
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
-unknown
*Computer freezes.* Me: “WTF?!” *Starts clicking everywhere.*
-unknown