Facebook Tech statuses

On the internet you can be whoever you want. It`s strange that so many choose to be stupid.

Today`s relationships; you can touch each other, but not each others phones...

The awkward moment when you close the wrong tab.

Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you`d like to continue unprotected....

Is anyone going to tell America`s Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

here is the address to my position
c:\programefiles\house\kitchen\looking4lunch\like it cooked itself :P
copy paste to the address bar to find me...ooouw and please come with some lunch

My PC brings all the errors to the yard & they`re like, "Get a Mac retard!"

I think I’m going to end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.

We live in a generation where Deleting the History is much more important than creating it.

Almost 90% of the time, "lol" is used when the person isn`t really laughing out loud...