Sleep is for people with no internet connection.
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Facebook Tech statuses
2010: Doodle Jump. 2011: Angry Birds. 2012: Temple Run.
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Most teenagers want drugs, alcohol and sex. Honestly, all I want is a fast internet connection.
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Dear YouTube, stop buffering every 10 seconds! Sincerely, it`s... like... watching... like... this.
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The moment you realise the world has gone mad when you see your dad playing angry birds...
-Yashith
"All you do is sit on that computer" No mom. I sit on the chair.
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What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit
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☑Twitter ☑ Tumblr ☑ Facebook ☑ Youtube ☐ Homework.
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`Dinners ready` `OKAY, I`M COMING!` *Stays on computer*
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Don`t you wish you could just Google anything? Like; "where`s the remote?" Google: "under the couch"
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