I ask Google all the questions I`m too embarrassed to ask other people.
-unknown
Facebook Tech statuses
We all have that embarrassing email adress that we made when we were like 12.
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Okay :) = everything`s cool. okay? = you don`t make sense. um okay... = you`re creepy. okayyyy = i don`t really care. Okay. = pissed off.
-unknown
Dear people, Remember outside? Sincerely, the Internet.
-unknown
I hate it when websites ask, "Are you human?" Well, no, I`m obviously a T-Rex.
-unknown
I like Super Mario, He`s like "I`m maaarrio, I`m a italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican"
-unknown
Life is too short to remove the USB safely.
-unknown
What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
-unknown
PROGRAM (pro`-gram)
[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one`s input into error messages.
[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one`s input into error messages.
-Ayobamidele
You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born when completing on-line forms.
-Chyna