My favorite bird is Twitter. (*-*)
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Facebook Tech statuses
LIKE IF :When you`re angry you type way faster than you should.
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Dad: Those people on Twitter are going to come to your house and rape you. Me: Dad. They barely ever leave their room.
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If you search "askew" in google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise. (Try it)
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Once upon a time I had a life, but then, I got an Internet connection.
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LIKE IF Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.
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YOLO : You obviously live online.
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LIKE IF : I always restart the game whenever I know I`m going to lose.
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Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in..
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No mater what I do on the Computer, I always end up on Twitter, Facebook or YouTube.
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