Facebook Tech statuses
LIKE IF: Looking more at yourself than at the other person while video calling on Skype.
-unknown
Call her . . Call of her. . . Call of. . .Call of Duty.
-unknown
Press- Ctrl W at the same time . `MAGIC`
-Roseanne
Name your iPod `Titanic`, plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.
-unknown
" Dinner is ready! " "Okay, Coming!" *Stays on the computer* "DINNER IS READY!" "I SAID I AM COMING!!!!!!"
-unknown
Temple run = A pointless game thats "very" addicting.
-unknown
Video games ruined my life. Now I have 2 left.
-unknown
it's very tough to understand the source code of a girl.
Specially those who have interactive interface
-Rashid
Whoever said white men can`t jump has clearly never played Temple Run..
-unknown
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
-unknown