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-Shahir
A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wifi.
-unknown
Googling your symptoms when you don`t feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you`re dying.
-unknown
*iPhone falls to the floor* Breaks screen... *android falls to the floor* Breaks floor...
-unknown
I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends, I have a perfect life... Thank you Sims! ;)
-unknown
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
-unknown
I`m painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
-unknown
Lazy rule = Don`t charge your cell phone unti it says "5% charge remaining."
-unknown
The internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
-unknown
iPhone`s autocorrect can go straight to He`ll.
-unknown
