The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read & agree the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) Yes, I am over 18.
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Facebook Tech statuses
YOCO = you`re only cute online.
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Google earth: You can go anywhere on Google earth and the 1st place you go to? Your house.
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type this `zerg rush` on google search and wait for 5 sec ..then see what happens.....
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My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?" I answered: "I dont know, love u, talk to u later." Mother: "Ok, I`ll ask your sisters"
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LIKE IF: I go on the computer, I get bored, but i still don`t wanna leave it.
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It`s amazing how annoying some people can be with only 140 characters on twitter.
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I don`t want to sound like a badass or anything, but I play Wii without the wrist strap on ;)
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That moment when CAPS LOCK is not enough to express your anger.
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Not wanting to log out cause your just so lazy to log back in.
-BreBre