When you`re at someone`s house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What`s your WIFI password?"
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Facebook Tech statuses
1f you c4n r34d 7h15 you r34lly n33d t0 g3t 0ff 7h3 c0mpu73r. like if you get it.
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That awkward moment when you`re wishing at 11:11 & you get interrupted by 11:12.
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That annoying moment when you close the wrong tab.
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Whoever said white men can`t jump has clearly never played Temple Run.
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Teacher: "What is something you need that you can`t see or feel?" Student: "Air." Me: "Wifi."
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Words you will never hear me say - "Add me on Myspace..."
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It always seems like texts send faster when you send it to the wrong person
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Sleep is for people with no Internet connection.
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Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the INTERNET.
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