I can`t live without y̶o̶u̶. INTERNET !
-Roseanne
Facebook Tech statuses
Dear Angry Birds devlopers, Why do we use a slingshot in Angry Birds? Can`t birds fly?
-Roseanne
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do, is find a username that isn’t taken.
-Dorian
Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
-unknown
Dear twitter, Thank you for making me the most overused symbol on the keyboard. Sincerely, #
-unknown
"Be strong" I whisper to my wifi connection...
-unknown
"Twitter is stupid!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can`t stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this?.
-unknown
Parents: Don`t talk to people on the Internet. Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don`t want to.
-unknown
Who needs coffee when we have twitter? It always can keep me awake all night.
-unknown
Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person is typing… Person says: hi
-unknown