When I get my twitter password incorrect they ask me to `type what you see in this box` *We have to check if your human* NO BITCH I"M A VACUUM
-Roseanne
Facebook Tech statuses
Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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video games don`t make kids violent, lag does
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You`re doing Twitter right if: 1. People follow you 2. You have one Twitter crush 3. You have at least one stalker 4. Someone blocked you
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No matter how many search engines there are, we will always use Google.
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A picture speaks a thousand words. But with photoshop it tells a thousand lies.
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B.i.n.g = Bitch I`m not Google.
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Remember the time we used to get on the computer just for paint?
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"IM SO POOR!!" posted via twitter for mac
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