Dear parents, you should be happy i`m addicted to Twitter and not drugs.
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Facebook Tech statuses
I wish Google maps had an "Avoid Construction" route option
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Future:When a kid asks what a word means,I`ll tell them to bring me a dictionary.Then I smack them with it & tell them to Google that shit.
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Mom, one does not simply pause an online game
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That annoying. moment when you have typed a long message and accidentally! pressed the back button -_-
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Don’t add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.
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You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google..
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Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
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*Playing game for first time* "Would you like to try the tutorial first?" Me: "No." *moments later* Me: "How the f_ck do you play this?
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Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in
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