Facebook Tech statuses

You don`t know something? Google it. You don`t know someone? Facebook it. You don`t find something? MOM!
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`Are you athletic?` Yes, I surf the Web.
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Opinions are like twitter accounts. Everyone has one but mine is better than yours..
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‘YOU STUPID COMPUTER!” * Starts working again* ”I’m so sorry…. I love you”
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LIKE IF: I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
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"Send me a pic" never fails to ruin a conversation.
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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for twitter.
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Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentally pressing the back button.
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Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me.
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Who here remembers going on to the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?
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