Facebook Tech statuses

Twitter has a bird as logo, that`s why when you join you`re an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse. Why am I just getting this?

WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THIS IT MAKES ME THINK YOU`RE YELLING, when u type like dis it makes me think u a lil kidd, WhEn YoU TYpE LIkE ThIs It MAkEs ME ThInk YOUr MEntAllY HAndY CAppEd

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

I`m not saying I`m smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone chargers about a few inches longer.

Anyone ever remember that one time, before Twitter, when we all went outside and did stuff?

Call of Duty is like an iPhone. New game every year, basically the same.

Nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid.

bought a great new holder for my Apple and Blackberry. It`s called a `Fruit Bowl`.

I hate when websites force me to make super complicated passwords.

Hearing, "EA Sports" and finishing the rest with the commentator, "...it`s in the game!"