If underwater laptops were invented, I think I would get a lot more work done in the shower.
-unknown
Facebook Tech statuses
Whoever said `patience is a virtue` has never expirenced `slow internet`.
-Maria
You think you`re having a bad day? Remember this: In 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stock in Apple for $800! Now its worth $60 Billion!
-unknown
Whoever said "patience is a virtue" has never experienced "slow INTERNET"
-unknown
You know you’re bored when you’re playing GTA and you’re trying to drive normally like the other cars.
-Bhumswrang
If.you have.Android. U.will k.ow why.this. Happe.s
-unknown
If your boyfriend answers your text while playing Call of Duty, he doesn`t love you. He just died on the game.
-unknown
Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
-unknown
"I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace..."
-unknown
Retweeting a tweet because you`re secretly sending someone a message.
-unknown