You`re as useful as a Red Light on Grand Theft Auto.
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Facebook Tech statuses
"Send me a pic" never fails to ruin a conversation.
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YOCO = You Only Cute Online
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You use google every day but I bet you can`t remember the order of the colors.
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That sad moment when your internet doesn`t work and you don`t know what to do with your life.
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"I always feels ignored " - terms and conditions.
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Twitter makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point.
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"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?" Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
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My Internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill.
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My room isn`t dirty. I just have everything on display.
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