Facebook Tech statuses

I`d get a lot more sleep if I didn`t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
-unknown
I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery with Android features.
-unknown
ONE OF OUR GREATEST MISTAKES IN LIFE:
the crappy e-mail address we made when we were little
-Édrian
I hope my Nintendo Dog is okay. I haven`t fed it in 6 years.
-unknown
Siri`s on her period. She needs an iPad.
-unknown
You never truly know someone until you play Call of Duty with them.
-unknown
It`s almost crazy to think that before twitter, all of this nonsense stayed in people`s heads.
-unknown
My New Year`s Resolutions: 320×240, 800×480, 1024×600, 1024×768, 1280×720, 1920×1080.
-unknown
Like if your browser windows are like that - First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.
-unknown
Dear Twitter, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis. Sincerely, Everyone.
-unknown

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